Suckks the Zombie in Game without Fun

IndeX

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Anyone play this trash? The comedy is pretty funny but the game is so boring. Run, scratch guy. Eat brain. Fart to stun people. Scratch them. Eat brain.

Follow directional arrow. Run. Scratch guy. Eat brain.


BORE-RING.
 
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I guess people here are tired of thread titles that are dry parodies of video game titles... ah well.

No I haven't played it, and your little review doesn't move me either way. I still want to play it; I like simple game concepts. After all, what more can a zombie do besides eat brains, anyway? If they added any more things to do they'd probably upset the zombie purists. They exist, too, you know :)

But there are some things you overlooked that I saw in the review you can do: You can possess your hand to wield weapons, and bowl your head into large groups of people. At least that's what I've heard. And the zombies you create are good shields for killing from a distance. Yep, sounds like a good time.
 
>>I like simple game concepts. After all, what more can a zombie do besides eat


Well it's not that it's a simple game concept. I mean, it IS a simple game concept, but that's not what makes it boring. The fact that ALL YOU DO is run, scratch, eat brain over and over and over again with no real apparent reason other than the main Zombie guy is horny for a big titted mayors wife.

There just isn't much to the game at all, and I'm not talking about gameplay. It sorta plays like halo I guess, considering its on the Halo engine. It's just... boring is all. You run after and kill the same exact character model 200 times and they react the same way every single time. Give it a rent if anything.
 
> You ever read "The Catcher In The Rye" ?
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> just curious.

NO I AM NOT AN ASSASSIN!!! I read it a LOOOONG time ago. Don't remember much of it as it was assigned reading in school.
 
> NO I AM NOT AN ASSASSIN!!! I read it a LOOOONG time ago.
> Don't remember much of it as it was assigned reading in
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Dude it was assigned reading for me too, but I blazed through that book in like 2 days. Such an awesome read.
 
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