Heh, underpants is a funny word.
Okay, so bright and early this morning (around 1:00 PM-ish) I awoke to a very strange and somewhat frightening situation: I was naked from the waist down........Say Huh?!
Yes thats right, Naked!<img src=smilies/eek5.gif><img src=smilies/biggthumpup.gif>
I had all the rest of my clothes on. I was in my bed. And I was naked.
So for the next five scary minutes I had to recall all of my past events leading up to this morning.
The Facts as I saw Them:
<font color=red>*</font color=red>I went to a massive party with lots of alcohol
<font color=red>*</font color=red>I drank large portions of said alcohol.
<font color=red>*</font color=red>Some poor sot was lucky enough to drive me home
<font color=red>*</font color=red>Risking me falling asleep and drowning, I took a shower
<font color=red>*</font color=red>Somehow I got out of the shower and into my bed........without pants.....
So after clearing that up I quickly hopped out of bed and ran to the closet to get something to put on. Walked downstairs slowly. Sitting down at the pantry, I selected my favorite food, the Ramen with beef flavoring. Then it took me a while to muster up the courage to stand and complete the long and grueling task of making my delicious soup.
It tastes so very yummy too <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>
So I guess the moral is don't drink to much alcohol......or just remember to put your pants on. I think I'm just really lucky my mom doesn't wake me up anymore. She used to whip the covers right off the bed, and damn that would have sucked!!! <img src=smilies/errrr.gif>
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Okay, so bright and early this morning (around 1:00 PM-ish) I awoke to a very strange and somewhat frightening situation: I was naked from the waist down........Say Huh?!
Yes thats right, Naked!<img src=smilies/eek5.gif><img src=smilies/biggthumpup.gif>
I had all the rest of my clothes on. I was in my bed. And I was naked.
So for the next five scary minutes I had to recall all of my past events leading up to this morning.
The Facts as I saw Them:
<font color=red>*</font color=red>I went to a massive party with lots of alcohol
<font color=red>*</font color=red>I drank large portions of said alcohol.
<font color=red>*</font color=red>Some poor sot was lucky enough to drive me home
<font color=red>*</font color=red>Risking me falling asleep and drowning, I took a shower
<font color=red>*</font color=red>Somehow I got out of the shower and into my bed........without pants.....
So after clearing that up I quickly hopped out of bed and ran to the closet to get something to put on. Walked downstairs slowly. Sitting down at the pantry, I selected my favorite food, the Ramen with beef flavoring. Then it took me a while to muster up the courage to stand and complete the long and grueling task of making my delicious soup.
It tastes so very yummy too <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>
So I guess the moral is don't drink to much alcohol......or just remember to put your pants on. I think I'm just really lucky my mom doesn't wake me up anymore. She used to whip the covers right off the bed, and damn that would have sucked!!! <img src=smilies/errrr.gif>
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