> Real men kill themselves by jumping off of tall, tall
> buildings... no chance of changing your mind there once
> you're on the way down.
Yeah seriously, I don't buy any of this pill-popping or wrist-slitting bullshit. If you're going to do it, get yourself a shotgun or jump into the Grand Canyon, or if you're going to cut yourself, make like in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and slit your own throat. Or, if you're going to take the pill popping route, don't just take ten Xanax, you MIGHT survive that, that's a pussy dose. Seriously, go all out, go doctor shopping, get yourself three entire bottles with a total of about 80 pills and start munching them like popcorn. Or get yourself some cyanide. There are many ways to assure you die. Put your head down on railroad tracks. There is one "questionable" way that I fully support, though, and that's dousing yourself in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire, because:
1) It takes balls
2) It hurts a lot
3) It looks really cool. Remember Cinder in Killer Instinct? Yeah. He was awesome.
Oh sure, it has its downsides. For instance, I met a girl who burned herself up pretty bad when she got into an argument with her boyfriend, who responded to being on the losing end of the argument by lighting himself on fire, and then she jumped on him screaming and crying trying to put him out, and she did, even though he was hideously disfigured and lost 90% of his skin, so make sure you're not around anyone who might want to put you out. Just to be safe, go into the middle of the park, create a square with stakes and POLICE LINE KEEP OUT tape (the police will appreciate you saving them the effort), and do it there. I doubt any strangers want to risk third degree burns to save your sorry ass.
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