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I was looking through history on Mozilla to see what kind of stupid sites my younger bro goes to when I'm gone, and now I wish I hadn't. I wouldn't mind so much if he looked at normal porn but http://galleries.drawn-sex.com/free6/index.html?id=tonsoftoonTHE FUCKING SIMPSONS?</a>

Hell he even did a search for brace face hentai. Shit, not even that stupid As Told By Ginger was safe from creepy porndom.

What the fuck? Hell, he even looked at Simpsons and Incredibles porn for God's sake. I didn't know whether to find some of this crap funny, or repulsive. Hell, one of the sites he went to has Digimon being screwed by horses.

I have been sytematically adding those sites to my ad-block list. No wonder my comp's been getting so much ad-ware and other bullshit. I even blocked the word hentai. I'm sick of his hentai escapades screwing up the computer.

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> What the fuck? Hell, he even looked at Simpsons and
> Incredibles porn for God's sake. I didn't know whether to
> find some of this crap funny, or repulsive. Hell, one of
> the sites he went to has Digimon being screwed by horses.

Don't find it funny. Either block all porn or kick his ass.
Edit: He might find it funny; my older sister was looking for Teen Titans porn. He probably does it with friends.
Edit2: Also she looked for things like simpson porn. Hell, Rai looked for Jesus porn because he's an atheist

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</P><P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by soniczip on 01/11/06 02:50 PM.</FONT></P>
 
How young is he? He's probably at that age where he wants to see anything even resembling a woman naked...

Edit: That reminds me, a friend sent me the scariest thing ever last week, an entire site dedicated to Barney the Dinosaur porn...
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> Maybe if you show him the attachment he'll realize he's
> searching in the wrong places.
> P.S. Credits go to 4chan.

the hell? Did you get that from /d/ or something?
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> the hell? Did you get that from /d/ or something?
>

No. It was on /b/. /d/ is fucked up, so I stay out of there.
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> I wouldn't mind so much if he looked at
> normal porn but THE FUCKING SIMPSONS?

At least it's not that
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> No. It was on /b/. /d/ is fucked up, so I stay out of
> there.

Are you from Bizarro world? Because you couldn't have it any more backwards.
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> > No. It was on /b/. /d/ is fucked up, so I stay out of
> > there.
>
> Are you from Bizarro world? Because you couldn't have it
> any more backwards.
>

no, /b/ and /d/ and both equally fucked up. trust me.
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> Are you from Bizarro world? Because you couldn't have it
> any more backwards.
>

/b/ is pretty fucked up, but at least it's entertaining (most of the time) which is more than I can say for /d/ (blech).
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> /b/ is pretty fucked up, but at least it's entertaining
> (most of the time)

Everytime I step in /b/ I seem to come across multiple pictures of people chopping up their own penis or 60+ year old men having gay orgies or tubgirl or people eating big old pieces of shit or pictures of people after being hit by busses/trains or after having fallen off a building.

Although yes, you do find the occasional gem in /b/. I'd say I probably have saved about 20 or so worthwhile pics from /b/ in my treks there*. Compare that to the hundreds/thousands I have from the other forums I frequent. The bottom line is /b/ just has too much shit to make it worth anyone's time.

And while the conversation can be entertaining in /b/ -- it gets just as entertaining in the other boards (I can't tell you how fucking funny /d/ gets... even /w/ has it's moments). Mostly though -- /b/ is just overrun with complete morons... and of course the people they're poorly flaming. I'd rather watch a spin cycle.


<font size=1>* I should say former treks there -- as it finally dawned on me a few months back that /b/ is a complete shithole and not worth the time</font>

> which is more than I can say for /d/
> (blech).

The only real problem with /d/ is that it encompases too many oddball fetishes. It's basically "if you have a non-loli fetish, it goes in here" -- which is a pretty broad range of stuff...but 90% of what gets posted in /d/ is /d/ickgirls. This means the poor guy who's into bondage or tentacles has to wade through pages of dickgirls to find what he's looking for.

Of course if you're a dickgirl fan **clears throat**, /d/ is superfucking awesome, and there's no problem.

What they need to do is make a /dg/ for dickgirls and leave /d/ to all the non-dickgirl stuff (tentacles, weird monster stuff, feet, bondage, lactation, egg laying, etc). That way the people who <s> are too insecure with their masculinity to admit that dickgirls are hot</s> don't like dickgirls won't have a beef with /d/ anymore.
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Dickgirls are hot. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

Other than that, I have no clue what you're talking about, but it is a good read regardless.
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> > Dickgirls are hot.
>

T'was a joke. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

Although, I will admit that I've browsed pics and not been put off.

It's cool, i guess.
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> It's cool, i guess.
> I mean, as far as i remember, boobs = teh hawt lol. The
> dick is just an added surprise?

I've tried to analyze why I dig it in the past... and while I couldn't pinpoint it really.... I did come up with a few potential ideas.

1) It allows for sex (penetration) without needing a guy in the picture (or lame props like strap-ons). There's good normal girl+girl stuff that doesn't use that stuff too -- though due to the limits it tends to be softer and generally not as hot (and a lot less common). If you're going to look at normal guy+girl hentai where the guy looks like a guy and usually has like no face or whatever -- why not transform that guy into another girl? All it does is make the pic hotter.

2) It allows for cum in the picture -- again without the need for men in the picture. For the guys that like the swollowing, facials, etc... it's usually kind of hard to get that stuff without a penis in the picture. Why not have that penis attached to a pretty girl? This has bonus points if you're into the female masturbation thing like I am. What's hotter than a girl pleasuring herself... AND ending up with the facial/cumshot etc? Not much, let me tell you.

3) I thought I had a 3rd reason... but I couldn't remember it.

In the end -- dickgirls certainly aren't for everybody.... and if someone didn't dig them, I'd understand. Though there's certainly a reason they're as popular as they are -- and people that dismiss them before giving them an honest chance are fools.

I mean really -- how can you turn down a pic like the attached?

**edit**

Apparently you can easily turn it down because it didn't upload.
*me points to reply*
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